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This is Myles friend, can we help them out please?
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&lt;p&gt;This is Myles friend, can we help them out please?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/44757566057</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/44757566057</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:09:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>exaltingmyconscience:

MISSING….PLEASE HELP SHARE THIS …...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c0e4559ffdbf2c9283d471ea467196f/tumblr_mix6lwZhuC1qknzepo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://exaltingmyconscience.tumblr.com/post/44206946028/missing-please-help-share-this-repost-name"&gt;exaltingmyconscience&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed" id="id_512f033a9e39a7d65575880"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;MISSING….PLEASE HELP SHARE THIS … REPOST~~&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;NAME :CYNARA BROWN&lt;br/&gt;AGE:30&lt;br/&gt;HEIGHT: 5”3&lt;br/&gt;WEIGHT:120&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;HAIR: BLK AND BROWN CURLY &lt;br/&gt;***MOST LIKELY WEAR A LONG BLACK COAT.&lt;br/&gt;LAST SEEN ON SUNDAY IN BROOKLYN NEW YORK 11225&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;ANY INFO PLEASE HELP ….CALL 718 773 7200 OR THE POLICE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Didn’t go on FB for the whole day but when I get on I see this… .smh. I’ve known her since my elementary school days, she was like a big sister to me! &lt;strong&gt;PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!!!&lt;/strong&gt;  …Praying &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/44336731336</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/44336731336</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 19:09:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>letmebeyourmistake:

destroywhatdestr0ys:

A woman came up to me...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/082120a90a4d6e42f7c24f5ede473bd3/tumblr_mi11hntoDa1qefvpuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://letmebeyourmistake.tumblr.com/post/42800101090"&gt;letmebeyourmistake&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://destroywhatdestr0ys.tumblr.com/post/42791916672/a-woman-came-up-to-me-in-work-today-panicking"&gt;destroywhatdestr0ys&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A woman came up to me in work today, panicking, and asked if I could share this on social networking sites because her daughter has been missing since the sixth, before the blizzard. Please reblog. She is a Junior at Malden High School in Massachusetts.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Holy shit she’s in my accounting class…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/42977441047</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/42977441047</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 20:53:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>greenstate:

mssswitch:

rcmclachlan:

therealpitbull:

Save...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/03b2c879b7d04a4f04197e8bb6220c99/tumblr_mhwvqlOwiT1r8o4kko1_r1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/375f936b94b2921bca862efae24307c2/tumblr_mhwvqlOwiT1r8o4kko2_r1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4f9bf55a70c63298a94c867b545bb04/tumblr_mhwvqlOwiT1r8o4kko3_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f162ce066685ce7d93e2a6330757a70/tumblr_mhwvqlOwiT1r8o4kko4_r1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greenstate.tumblr.com/post/42656616505/mssswitch-rcmclachlan-therealpitbull-save"&gt;greenstate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mssswitch.tumblr.com/post/42615221016/rcmclachlan-therealpitbull-save-dutch-the"&gt;mssswitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rcmclachlan.tumblr.com/post/42591793029/therealpitbull-save-dutch-the-service-dog-an"&gt;rcmclachlan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealpitbull.tumblr.com/post/42590356997/save-dutch-the-service-dog-an-army-veteran-with"&gt;therealpitbull&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thepetitionsite.com/590/736/158/save-dutch-the-service-dog/"&gt;Save Dutch the Service Dog&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An Army Veteran with disabilities is asking for the public’s help in saving his service dog, Dutch, from court-ordered euthanasia. After being punched, kicked, and hit with a metal pole for several minutes, Dutch bit his attacker and has now been accused of being a “vicious” dog. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dutch is a 4-year-old American Allaunt, who is a registered service dog and an important part of Jeremy Aguilar’s life. Dutch has never shown any aggressive behavior before or after the incident and is a certified AKC Canine Good Citizen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Jeremy served in the Army, and fought in Operation Enduring Freedom in Afghanistan and Operation Iraqi Freedom. He also was also deployed to Hurricane Katrina with the Oklahoma National Guard, which was the first unit to show up. Dutch came into Jeremy’s life a month after he married his wife Heather three years ago. Heather says that Dutch has been “the most therapeutic thing that could have ever happened” to her husband.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Incident&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On November 14, 2012, Jeremy and Heather left Dutch with his former owner in Montrose, Colorado, while they drove a family member to the airport.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to Heather, Dutch’s former owner admitted to animal control officers and in court that she was beating Dutch before he bit her.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heather says that Dutch’s former owner said, “I started punching him in the face and kept punching him until my hands hurt so bad I couldn’t hit him anymore,” after which she grabbed a metal pole and used the pole to beat the service dog. She then pulled Dutch from her backyard into the house by his collar, and grabbed his mouth as soon as they got inside. Dutch then bit her. The woman was bitten on her leg and buttock and Dutch sustained injuries to his face and head. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The bent metal pole seen above was found in the back yard belonging to Dutch’s former owner.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dutch’s Injuries&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After the incident, Dutch was taken to a veterinarian who evaluated Dutch’s wounds. The veterinarian’s report stated:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dogheirs.com/dogheirs/photos/78799"&gt;&lt;img alt="Vet statement from Dutch's exam" height="153" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/heirnet/photos/78771/vetstatement-xs.jpg" width="272"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;“&lt;em&gt;Face swollen like he was hit. Extensive ST trauma on left side of face. Swelling extends from nose up to eye and base of ear. Some dried blood noted on dog’s fur but no wounds apparent in mouth or on face/body.&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“&lt;em&gt;Note - dog was extremely well-mannered and sweet in exam room. He did not require restraint during his exam, even when his abdomen, testicles and swollen face were palpated.&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Aguilars say that when they saw Dutch after the incident, his eyes were swollen shut and his snout had swelled to three times its normal size.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dutch’s Temperament&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In addition to the veterinarian who evaluated Dutch’s wounds (see above), other animal experts have stepped forward to commend Dutch for his temperament.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Carrie Williams is a highly recognized and experienced retired dog trainer and evaluator who has evaluated for organizations including Therapy Dogs International (TDI) and the American Kennel Club’s (AKC) Canine Good Citizen Program (CGC).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“In my testing of dogs for TDI and the AKC and as a dog obedience instructor, I have dealt with a number of aggressive dogs. Dutch was not one of those dogs.”, Carrie says ”Dutch is a sweetheart. In 26 years of training dogs, he is one of the nicest dogs I’ve ever come across. That is why I’m volunteering my time to try and save his life.”&lt;a href="http://www.dogheirs.com/dogheirs/posts/2744-disabled-veteran-asks-for-public-support-service-dog-faces-euthanasia-for-biting-woman-who-beat-him-with-a-metal-pole"&gt;…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Legal Battle&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dutch’s former owner has pressed charges against Jeremy and Dutch through the City of Montrose animal control office in Colorado. Photos admitted to court showed that the woman’s puncture wounds from Dutch’s bite did not have tears of the skin. In addition, the woman did not receive stitches for them. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jeremy was cited with municipal &lt;a href="http://www.cityofmontrose.org/DocumentCenter/View/74"&gt;ordinance 6-2-9 (A), Vicious animals&lt;/a&gt;. Under this ordinance, “A vicious animal is defined as any animal that, without provocation, bites or attacks persons or other animals.” Heather says that although the judge agreed that Dutch was provoked, the ordinance applies to Dutch’s case because he did not bite his former owner until they went inside the home and the beating occurred outside of the home. The judge ruled Dutch’s bite a separate circumstance from his beating and there is now an active euthanization order for Dutch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ordinance 6-2-9 (A), Vicious animals carries the possibility of one year in jail. Since Dutch is currently under the care of the Aguilars, a Colorado judge ordered Jeremy to post a $500 appearance bond. The judge warned Jeremy that if he doesn’t surrender Dutch, the combat veteran will absolutely spend the whole year in jail.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jeremy and Heather offered to send Dutch through a rehabilitation program, agreeing to the judge that if the evaluator considered Dutch aggressive, that they would surrender him. The Aguilars say that the judge told them that would only be allowed if Dutch’s former owner would agree to it. Dutch’s former owner refused to agree to the Aguilars’ offer.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Current Status&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dutch’s next court date is February 14, 2013 at 10:30 am&lt;/strong&gt; (&lt;a href="http://www.cityofmontrose.org/DocumentCenter/View/28009"&gt;City of Montrose municipal court&lt;/a&gt;). At that time, the Aguilars will learn how much of a fine and restitution they will have to pay to court and to Dutch’s former owner. They will also find out if Jeremy will be sent to jail. But most importantly, they will have to surrender Dutch. The court has asked that they surrender Dutch to animal control before the court date.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Aguilars are continuing Dutch’s training in the hopes that if the judge does force them to surrender their beloved dog, that they can appeal the decision. Their primary concern leading up to the court date next week is to get the euthanasia order stopped to save Dutch’s life.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What you can do to help&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you would like to help Dutch, Jeremy and Heather, here is what you can do:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Share Dutch’s story&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sign and share: &lt;a href="http://www.thepetitionsite.com/590/736/158/save-dutch-the-service-dog/"&gt;Save Dutch petition&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Donate to the Aguilar’s legal fund via &lt;a href="https://www.paypal.com/webapps/mpp/send-money-online"&gt;Paypal&lt;/a&gt;(heatheraaguilar@gmail.com)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Follow &lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Save-Dutch/431867163549311"&gt;Save Dutch&lt;/a&gt; and his family on Facebook&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Dutch with a young buddy" height="328" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/heirnet/photos/78783/dutch3-xs.jpg" width="490"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dutch with his three-year-old buddy RJ&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Please sign this petition.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This case is bullshit. Help save Dutch.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i’m very serious about this- sign this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/42670293371</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/42670293371</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 09:09:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>alexandraerin:

heartsnbruises:

tifannilly:

spooky-sheep:

vyco...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbtbmjBNMz1rcojnko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alexandraerin.tumblr.com/post/39238293730/heartsnbruises-tifannilly-spooky-sheep"&gt;alexandraerin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heartsnbruises.tumblr.com/post/33689716376/tifannilly-spooky-sheep-vyco"&gt;heartsnbruises&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tifannilly.tumblr.com/post/33536405555/spooky-sheep-vyco-queenannika-68-year"&gt;tifannilly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spooky-sheep.tumblr.com/post/33536283567/vyco-queenannika-68-year-old-gardener-peter"&gt;spooky-sheep&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vyco.tumblr.com/post/33476738605/queenannika-68-year-old-gardener-peter"&gt;vyco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queenannika.tumblr.com/post/33474014402"&gt;queenannika&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;68 year old gardener &lt;span&gt;Peter Glazebrook &lt;/span&gt;produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;a man and his onion &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;he’s gazing at it so tenderly&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;my son……..&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;MY SONION&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41690344317</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41690344317</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 02:11:16 -0700</pubDate><category>lulz</category><category>makes me smile</category><category>awwww</category><category>adorable</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/739831de95aa7195b7f30ca302900b8a/tumblr_mfurbukjkb1qm0e7eo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41678086964</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41678086964</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2013 21:49:19 -0700</pubDate><category>Carey Mulligan</category><category>pretty lady</category><category>attractive person</category><category>perfection</category><category>adorable</category></item><item><title>angrywhistler:

Robert Hunt
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&lt;p&gt;Robert Hunt&lt;/p&gt;
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Ryan Gosling’s reactions when girls scream at him.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f3hgi24X1qhqgv3o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f3hgi24X1qhqgv3o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f3hgi24X1qhqgv3o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f3hgi24X1qhqgv3o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;Ryan Gosling’s reactions when girls scream at him.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41633090065</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41633090065</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2013 13:05:45 -0700</pubDate><category>gif</category><category>gifs</category><category>lulz</category><category>ryan gosling</category><category>baby goose</category><category>handsome man</category><category>attractive person</category></item><item><title>nadiaaboulhosn:

Nadia Aboulhosn. elaborate details.
&amp;&amp;...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fba7c044872ebaa09274621ce35af48/tumblr_mfvcant0qz1qfa8x0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/abb1ef7e4a26fadff65eb9d86c4ec82f/tumblr_mfvcant0qz1qfa8x0o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nadiaaboulhosn.tumblr.com/post/39256719181/nadia-aboulhosn-elaborate-details-also-new"&gt;nadiaaboulhosn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nadiaaboulhosn.com/2012/12/elaborate-details.html"&gt;Nadia Aboulhosn. elaborate details.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;&amp; ALSO &lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/NadiaAboulhosn"&gt;NEW ITEMS ON MY SHOP!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41621918650</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41621918650</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2013 10:54:45 -0700</pubDate><category>style</category><category>fashion</category><category>Fashion Blog</category><category>pretty lady</category><category>attractive person</category><category>excellent pants</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mej4ebWsU01r7yda1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41612212976</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41612212976</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2013 08:44:00 -0700</pubDate><category>pretty lady</category><category>attractive person</category></item><item><title>pizza-butts:

Who needs real porn when you got food porn
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a2guH5Rq1rxgaoqo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a2guH5Rq1rxgaoqo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a2guH5Rq1rxgaoqo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a2guH5Rq1rxgaoqo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a2guH5Rq1rxgaoqo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a2guH5Rq1rxgaoqo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizza-butts.tumblr.com/post/39184569798/who-needs-real-porn-when-you-got-food-porn"&gt;pizza-butts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Who needs real porn when you got food porn&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41605339842</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41605339842</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2013 06:32:57 -0700</pubDate><category>gif</category><category>gifs</category><category>food</category><category>grilled cheese</category><category>For Bryce</category><category>for you harley</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7c41ce44b7c4861f6e425fba7bb2b4c/tumblr_messjahKzM1qa3j7jo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41600837798</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41600837798</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2013 04:21:59 -0700</pubDate><category>viggo mortensen</category><category>LOTR</category><category>aragorn</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d8c8456cf6955f79d57f2ab6c76d72e/tumblr_mfvsenx7dJ1qzl1oeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41598320097</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41598320097</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2013 03:00:26 -0700</pubDate><category>magic school bus</category><category>yes please</category></item><item><title>cartruckvan:

underthevastblueseas:


At up to 36ft in length,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d6e51e75bd24f7f2a7631cad04e8a6c/tumblr_mftaf1MMz61rkzxuzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0ec53c986b756340b3baf0a69a355b2c/tumblr_mftaf1MMz61rkzxuzo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cartruckvan.tumblr.com/post/39283892722/underthevastblueseas-at-up-to-36ft-in-length"&gt;cartruckvan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://underthevastblueseas.tumblr.com/post/39171332319/at-up-to-36ft-in-length-the-oarfish-is-the"&gt;underthevastblueseas&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;At up to 36ft in length, the&lt;strong&gt; oarfish&lt;/strong&gt; is the largest bony fish known to science and is thought to be responsible for many sea serpent legends. Although it lives in tropical and temperate waters worldwide, the oarfish is rarely caught or seen alive. Little is known about its behavior.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="233" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d55a3f2b6f3c6497b51f28ca96317a75/tumblr_inline_mfvrz1QRwp1r4x7ks.jpg" width="223"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41598300542</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41598300542</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2013 02:59:46 -0700</pubDate><category>pokemon</category><category>animal</category><category>animals</category><category>For Bryce</category></item><item><title>Welcome to Cracker Hell: Party of You: HELP!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://crackerhell.tumblr.com/post/41045728387"&gt;Welcome to Cracker Hell: Party of You: HELP!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://crackerhell.tumblr.com/post/41045728387" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;crackerhell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Is there anyone in NYC who can hold someone for the month of February? They’re trying to get out of a crap situation and they just need a month to get themselves a job. They have some savings but those are going to go toward moving out at the end of the month. They’re looking to get out &lt;strong&gt;Feb 1st…&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41045855961</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/41045855961</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:11:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljfd7dITTb1qiln3bo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://angergirl.tumblr.com/post/4542910604"&gt;angergirl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;AU CONTRAIRE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“&lt;em&gt;YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.&lt;/em&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;WHICH IS TRUE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the moral of this story is&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Sit the way you want.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/39436020334</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/39436020334</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:38:28 -0700</pubDate><category>words</category><category>truth</category><category>Yes</category><category>awesome people</category></item><item><title>scuzzmutt:



[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM] [SHOVES YOU INTO BED] [AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN] [THROWS...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scuzzmutt.tumblr.com/post/38352914131/smashes-into-your-bedroom-shoves-you-into-bed"&gt;scuzzmutt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]&lt;br/&gt; [SHOVES YOU INTO BED]&lt;br/&gt; [AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]&lt;br/&gt; [THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]&lt;br/&gt; [SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]&lt;br/&gt; [KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]&lt;br/&gt; [BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]&lt;br/&gt; [RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]&lt;br/&gt; [SLAMS THE DOOR]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/39424552570</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/39424552570</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 17:27:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Yes</category><category>bryce</category><category>lulz</category><category>for you harley</category></item><item><title>joshunf:

if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7r330eDF1r9y691o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joshunf.tumblr.com/post/36752445168/if-a-dancing-pikachu-doesnt-fit-in-with-your-blog"&gt;joshunf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/39413158880</link><guid>http://tobeaparagraph.tumblr.com/post/39413158880</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 15:16:29 -0700</pubDate><category>pokemon</category><category>gif</category></item></channel></rss>
