Posts tagged: lulz
vyco:
68 year old gardener Peter Glazebrook produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself.
i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks
a man and his onion
he’s gazing at it so tenderly
my son……..
MY SONION
Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
Ryan Gosling’s reactions when girls scream at him.
[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]
oh god I normally hate spiders but this one I can’t he’s watching himself dance kajhskld you precious creepy thing
oh my god narcissistic dancing spider get THE FUCK ON MY DASH
aw you quirky creepy little fuck.
“I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE.”
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
here’s elrond laughing alone with salad
…Captain America refused to touch be because either a) he loves me, b) I am his wife or c) he was horny beyond belief.
…this makes no sense
LOL
HAWKEYE WANTS TO MARRY ME CAUSE HE LOVES ME!
buddy, I’ve seen your uniforms.
No.
So Iron Man bent me over a table and we fucked cuz I’m amazing in bed, yo…
Tony Stark knows this pussy be yankin
Thor and I joined the mile high club because he was horny beyond belief.
AWWWWWWW VERILY
Nick Fury got a tattoo of me on his face because I am his wife.
YES.
I don’t want
anybody else
when I think about you
I touch my elf
Truth bombs being dropped during Cards Against Humanity
Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the character DC brought in to make Batman seem straighter is now a lesbian.
this is the face of a man who enjoys kissing women
